Post by mervskilton on Mar 6, 2006 10:08:03 GMT 1
Up to the age of 11 years old, me and my mate Reb and his younger sister Shaz, both from across the road were known as the junior rat pack, and would take any opportunity on those long hot Aussie summers to get naked in the backyard, out of the view of our stick in the mud mums, in games we called kangaroodies (aka roodies) , which involved pulling your pants and undies down to your ankles and doing a spasmodic hop like a kangaroo.. and when our mums were visiting one another across the road we would do the special naked rain dance under the water sprinkler.. and on the odd occasion we would dare each other to ride our bikes naked up the street.. that continued until they moved to a farm 300km away.. but I did catch up with them on the following summer school holidays on their farm.. that's a whole other story…
When I was 12, Kezza from my class, who also lived across the road and her brother Tom, were fortunate enough to be blessed with the first in-ground swimming pool in our street, what a ripper!.. Summer holidays were grouse again, as I would spend most hot days across the road with them in their pool. But my most memorable days were when I arranged it so I would be the only boy there at Kezza's, with Tracey and or Georgie sometimes from our class...
We would always start of swimming in our usual swimwear like usual kids, with the girls in bikinis and me in loose fitting Aussie footy shorts.. but it never took long for the The Big Pool Dacking Fight to start, oh yes it was an official sport at Kezza's, we had rules for it and all..
..now where was I?.. 1979, ok.. now it didn't take long for me to become naked in the pool, with all those curious developing hormones in us waiting to explode into puberty, especially when there were either 2 or 3 girls grabbing at my shorts and associated areas.. it got very loud with lots of girly screaming, no, not me you fool, I wasn't screaming like a girl, but then again I was 12.. A note for our younger readers: back in the late 70's we didn't start puberty until approximately 13, but now it's starting as early as 8 years old and very common at 11 years old.. what’s with that?..
..it would always end up with all of us skinny dipping, when all our swimming attire had ended up strewn over the backyard and sometimes up the fruit tree hanging over the pool, or over a neighbours fence.. but that's when the pool fight got interesting, nobody wanted to be the first to step out of the water completely starkers in broad daylight.. but I was always the first to get out, because I had to, otherwise the girls would see the effects of the cold water on me if I stayed in too long..
..so out the pool I would hop while the warm blood was still running downstairs, and the girls would go into fits of laughter watching me retrieve my shorts while climbing completely naked up a prickly fruit tree above them, interesting view.. or climbing the 6ft fence into the fat ugly girl from school's place nextdoor, as I hoped she wouldn't see me, she was never invited because it was called skinny dipping, I was young, and took it literally, skinny people only I thought!.. and speaking of skinny, I would always have the last laugh when it was the girls time to find their swimwear, what a bloody awkward age for girls, I loved it.. but as the girls got older and shapely in all the right places, it happened very rarely.. bugger!
I started becoming more adventurous and wanted to try as many things in the nude as possible.. so I invented nude moutain bike riding in the forrest near my place, and clothed bushwalking people would think, who was that naked flash coming down the mountain at 40kmph..
..and one day I discovered The Sun & Health Nudist Magazine and H&E, and I couldn't believe my eyes.. other people of all ages and walks of life doing everything in the nude.. but not for any thrill.. what a pack of party poopers.. walking around so casually and getting no thrill from it at all.. but what pissed me off the most was the fact that I didn't actually invent nude mountain bike riding back in 1982, after all that... blah.. blah.. blah..
I was now 14 and becoming bored since the novelty of puberty was now wearing off.. I needed more naked adventure and excitement.. and soon found it when I discovered a legal nudist beach at Sunnyside Nudist Beach in Mt Eliza (Melbourne) in a nudist magazine editorial. So the next hot school day.. I wagged school and rode my bike there.. 3 bloody hours riding.. but oh it was so worth it.. for the first time in my life I was completely naked in the presence of a fully grown woman I didn't know, and she looked at my boyhood, probably because it stood out from all the other blokes, yes I cracked a woody on a nudist beach!.. because I thought it was much better for her to see it at larger size!
And finally the long awaited day came.. I was 16 and staying up at Reb's family's farm over the summer holidays, and he told me about a place called River Valley Family Nudist Resort in Echuca on the Murray river, it spun me out.. everyone of all ages including school age girls and boys my age and younger all completely naked and sunbaking, swimming, canoeing, bike riding, trampolinig, giving massages etc.. to this day I still can't believe I was playing billiards naked with a naked 14 year old girl and her younger sister, and her father didn't want to kill me, this was all completely legal.. like wow man!.. the father just called out "gidday guys who's winning the game?" as he walked by us in the games room, he didn't chase me with a gun, well I could clearly see he wasn't carrying one on him... I still have more stories, but this will become a novel soon...
...so I will fast forward to >> 2006 for now..
..and I still haven't changed..
I 'm a lot less secretive with my nudity now, and involve a lot more people with my nudity surprises.. I tried to shock my very attractive teenage step daughter by being nude around her, but she thinks I’m cool being unashamed of my body, and now on very hot days she comes to Sunnyside Nudist Beach with me, and has now progressed to taking everything off.. you should see how other blokes look at me when she's walking naked next to me, she's very petite, tanned and long blonde hair, she's gorgeous, but that's another story..
On the 1st November 2005, while in the middle of presenting a breakfast radio show with the very attractive Jodie, I said I was just going downstairs for a moment, as I usually did, but this time I returned completely naked, 7:30 in the morning.. she said “what the hell are you doing?”.. I whacked the microphones on and said “welcome to NudeVember”.. Jodie didn’t join me, but by the following week I had managed to talk her into doing the complete show, completely naked.. see photos here.. www.sHaMoZzLe.com
When I was 12, Kezza from my class, who also lived across the road and her brother Tom, were fortunate enough to be blessed with the first in-ground swimming pool in our street, what a ripper!.. Summer holidays were grouse again, as I would spend most hot days across the road with them in their pool. But my most memorable days were when I arranged it so I would be the only boy there at Kezza's, with Tracey and or Georgie sometimes from our class...
We would always start of swimming in our usual swimwear like usual kids, with the girls in bikinis and me in loose fitting Aussie footy shorts.. but it never took long for the The Big Pool Dacking Fight to start, oh yes it was an official sport at Kezza's, we had rules for it and all..
..now where was I?.. 1979, ok.. now it didn't take long for me to become naked in the pool, with all those curious developing hormones in us waiting to explode into puberty, especially when there were either 2 or 3 girls grabbing at my shorts and associated areas.. it got very loud with lots of girly screaming, no, not me you fool, I wasn't screaming like a girl, but then again I was 12.. A note for our younger readers: back in the late 70's we didn't start puberty until approximately 13, but now it's starting as early as 8 years old and very common at 11 years old.. what’s with that?..
..it would always end up with all of us skinny dipping, when all our swimming attire had ended up strewn over the backyard and sometimes up the fruit tree hanging over the pool, or over a neighbours fence.. but that's when the pool fight got interesting, nobody wanted to be the first to step out of the water completely starkers in broad daylight.. but I was always the first to get out, because I had to, otherwise the girls would see the effects of the cold water on me if I stayed in too long..
..so out the pool I would hop while the warm blood was still running downstairs, and the girls would go into fits of laughter watching me retrieve my shorts while climbing completely naked up a prickly fruit tree above them, interesting view.. or climbing the 6ft fence into the fat ugly girl from school's place nextdoor, as I hoped she wouldn't see me, she was never invited because it was called skinny dipping, I was young, and took it literally, skinny people only I thought!.. and speaking of skinny, I would always have the last laugh when it was the girls time to find their swimwear, what a bloody awkward age for girls, I loved it.. but as the girls got older and shapely in all the right places, it happened very rarely.. bugger!
I started becoming more adventurous and wanted to try as many things in the nude as possible.. so I invented nude moutain bike riding in the forrest near my place, and clothed bushwalking people would think, who was that naked flash coming down the mountain at 40kmph..
..and one day I discovered The Sun & Health Nudist Magazine and H&E, and I couldn't believe my eyes.. other people of all ages and walks of life doing everything in the nude.. but not for any thrill.. what a pack of party poopers.. walking around so casually and getting no thrill from it at all.. but what pissed me off the most was the fact that I didn't actually invent nude mountain bike riding back in 1982, after all that... blah.. blah.. blah..
I was now 14 and becoming bored since the novelty of puberty was now wearing off.. I needed more naked adventure and excitement.. and soon found it when I discovered a legal nudist beach at Sunnyside Nudist Beach in Mt Eliza (Melbourne) in a nudist magazine editorial. So the next hot school day.. I wagged school and rode my bike there.. 3 bloody hours riding.. but oh it was so worth it.. for the first time in my life I was completely naked in the presence of a fully grown woman I didn't know, and she looked at my boyhood, probably because it stood out from all the other blokes, yes I cracked a woody on a nudist beach!.. because I thought it was much better for her to see it at larger size!
And finally the long awaited day came.. I was 16 and staying up at Reb's family's farm over the summer holidays, and he told me about a place called River Valley Family Nudist Resort in Echuca on the Murray river, it spun me out.. everyone of all ages including school age girls and boys my age and younger all completely naked and sunbaking, swimming, canoeing, bike riding, trampolinig, giving massages etc.. to this day I still can't believe I was playing billiards naked with a naked 14 year old girl and her younger sister, and her father didn't want to kill me, this was all completely legal.. like wow man!.. the father just called out "gidday guys who's winning the game?" as he walked by us in the games room, he didn't chase me with a gun, well I could clearly see he wasn't carrying one on him... I still have more stories, but this will become a novel soon...
...so I will fast forward to >> 2006 for now..
..and I still haven't changed..
I 'm a lot less secretive with my nudity now, and involve a lot more people with my nudity surprises.. I tried to shock my very attractive teenage step daughter by being nude around her, but she thinks I’m cool being unashamed of my body, and now on very hot days she comes to Sunnyside Nudist Beach with me, and has now progressed to taking everything off.. you should see how other blokes look at me when she's walking naked next to me, she's very petite, tanned and long blonde hair, she's gorgeous, but that's another story..
On the 1st November 2005, while in the middle of presenting a breakfast radio show with the very attractive Jodie, I said I was just going downstairs for a moment, as I usually did, but this time I returned completely naked, 7:30 in the morning.. she said “what the hell are you doing?”.. I whacked the microphones on and said “welcome to NudeVember”.. Jodie didn’t join me, but by the following week I had managed to talk her into doing the complete show, completely naked.. see photos here.. www.sHaMoZzLe.com